The Rolex Yachtmaster II Tells Everyone

It can be hard finding subtle ways to let people you meet know how much better you are than them. Sometimes just bringing it up in every conversation isn’t enough. The Replica Rolex Yachtmaster II tells everyone, I can afford to wear a timepiece that costs half of the average salary of most Americans, even though I also wear a Galaxy Gear on my other wrist so I never miss stock updates and texts from my old buddies at ENRON. I’m not even sure you can call yourself a man without owning this watch. I feel ashamed for all the people I see at my yacht club who walk around with bare wrists. I mean, I sold my yacht so I could buy three of these. That way I can let my lower class friends wear one when we are seen in public together. I won’t be found lost at sea without a Fake  Watches that valued more than all the lives of my deckhands. People who don’t understand why someone would spend this kind of money on a watch clearly don’t understand money. That is why they will never be wealthy.
The greatest band in the world “Chicago” once asked “does anybody really know what time it is? does anybody really care?” well you damn well better believe I care what time it is! That’s why I have the Replica Rolex Yachtmaster II This beauty has the power to time travel and yes you read that right TIME TRAVEL!! The flybackrestart button (hereinafter FBRB) is actually a link to a trans dimensional worm hole. Set the date and time on the Replica Rolex Yachtmaster II and then push the FBRB and BAMMMM you are there.

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